THE GANG OF TWO

Episodes

Nov. 9, 2020

BREAKING NEWS THAT MAY CHANGE OUR RELATIONSHIP

Shari has been approached to run for a position on our home owners board and it’s not going to go well. There’s a streaming update. We welcome a new Patreon member. We share a funny ZOOM meeting experience. We do our best to…
Nov. 2, 2020

OUR MOST DISGUSTING EMAIL EVER

Shari gets her turn at calling a prayer-line. We have a disgusting Dear Dumbs email. Lex make a surprise visit on the show to tell us about his voting experience. Terry has an issue with Shari not being able to see a dick-jo…
Oct. 26, 2020

TERRY CALLS A PRAYER LINE AND HORRIFIES SHARI

Shari hates home ownership. An update on what else the cookies we ate last week did to us. We take a few calls, one about sex. There’s also a Dear Dumbs advice email. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct. 19, 2020

THE JOKES' ON US

On today's show we debate on a Halloween gift for our neighbor and it backfires. We also have another Dear Dumbs email to get to. This was our first ever LIVE stream attempt and yes, we have some work to do. We apologize for…
Oct. 5, 2020

WE HAD AN UNGLY ARGUMENT

We start the show with a nice celebrity endorsement. Terry tells a stranger to STFU. Terry justifies his video game playing and Shari sees right through it. We have another fantastic Dear Dumbs email. And we talk out a recen…
Sept. 28, 2020

THE PEE COMES OUT OF THE WIENER

Today we have a questionable Dear Dumbs email. Plus, did one of our favorite homeless guys die? Do we really want to know personal details about our friends sex life? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sept. 21, 2020

SHARI AND THE ANDA'S

On this episode we have four super successful, confident, beautiful women letting you know what they look for in men. This is a very candid conversation meant to inform. See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy infor…
Sept. 14, 2020

HIGH “ANG ….. ZIATY”

We answer a couple of emails to start the show. One of them sets Shari off. Terry pitches Shari about getting rid of her office in favor of a lounge area. We attack the Proust Questionnaire. See omnystudio.com/policies/liste…
Sept. 7, 2020

SPEAKING OF BLOWOUTS

Sockey makes a comeback. There’s a streaming update. We read a review. Terry got duped by Shari. A new segment called Shari Vs. The Neighbors. Another hilarious Dear Dumbs email. Please follow Joe on TWITCH - Caponus See omn…
Aug. 31, 2020

TERRY BITCHES ABOUT THE IMBALANCE OF POWER IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP

Terry goes off on his “friends” who have a big social media following and podcasts. Terry reminisces about an imaginary mother-daughter threesome. Shari holds Terry to task about his playing too much Madden. He lies and say…
Aug. 24, 2020

BY THE WAY, YOUR MOM DIED.

We start off the show with a staring contest. We believe we found somebody we're better than on TV. We will be streaming LIVE shows in September. Shari has solved the crowd noise issue for the NFL and we end with the best De…
July 27, 2020

HOW MUCH IS TOO MUCH ASS?

We have a couple of arguments we need to bring to the air. One argument is about ass, the other is pretty serious. We also have a great Dear Dumbs advice email about how important sex is in a relationship.
July 20, 2020

ARE THINGS ALWAYS GOING TO BE FU**ED UP? PSYCHIC KAMI HELPS.

We're growing uneasy with the way the world looks today, so we call Psychic Kami to hopefully put a positive spin on things. BOOK Psychic Kami HERE
July 13, 2020

WE ALMOST KILLED A GUY. WE NEED LEGAL ADVICE.

1) Welcome to our new Patreon members. 2) Shari thinks Terry needs plastic surgery. 3) Something jumped inside Shari’s bush. 4) We welcome Fuzzy into our life. 5) We almost killed a guy and attorney John Phillips gives us so…
June 29, 2020

LET’S TALK ABOUT SPHINCTERS

1) Who’s the I’m sorry champion of the relationship. 2) A Patreon update. 3) Bird update. 4) Shari planned Date Night. 5) We hate a show on HGTV. 6) It’s time to argue. 7) Shari has to apologize. 8) Dear Dumbs. 9) Terry care…
June 22, 2020

MY PARENTS KNEW THEY HAD A PU**Y

1) Terry thinks people want us to get divorced. 2) Terry blew Date Night. 3) Terry thinks he’s a sexier woman than Shari. 4) A bird update. 5) Advice update. 6) A CHAZ or CHOP update. 7) The birth of Dear Dumbs. 8) A ma…
June 15, 2020

WE HAD A GREAT MOMENT IN BED

1. Our first hand review of the CHAZ situation in Seattle. 2. What’s up with the Heads? 3. A bird update. 4.We had a great moment in bed. 5. We yearn for normal moments. 6. Shari’s childhood is a farce. 7. Chef Shari. …
June 8, 2020

SOMEBODY LIKES IT ROUGH ... AND THEN SOME

The bird invasion. 2. Terry’s Doctor visit. 3. Theme song entries 4. Terry’s dream about Emmanuelle Chriqui 5. Some emails about sex
June 1, 2020

WE HAD SOME DUMB F**K SOUP LAST NIGHT

Emotions run high on this episode. Terry has a new plan for all his social media posts. There's an update on the streaming portion of GOT. Terry explains how TV/Radio ratings work and then we recap our very emotional weekend…
May 18, 2020

DIDN'T YOU B**W A GUY TO THIS SONG?

SHARI GOES DOWN A SEXUAL MEMORY LANE SHARI’S STRAWBERRY TIPS DID SOMEBODY FAMOUS STEAL FROM US? SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO TELL TIME THE ANNIVERSARY CARD DEBACLE SHOULD GUYS ASK FOR SEX ONE TO THE FIRST SERIOUS C…
May 11, 2020

SOME OF THE BEST RELATIONSHIP ADVICE EVER. PLUS DUCK DICKS

FOND MEMORIES OF OUR MOTHERS. TERRY’S PARENTS DIDN’T HAVE A LOT OF FAITH ABOUT HIS FUTURE. TERRY’S FIRST JOKE EVER WAS RACIST A STREAMING UPDATE THE MASKS VS THE MASK-NOTS DON’T WRITE JOKES IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE SOME GREAT E…
May 4, 2020

WE BRING YOU - THE F**K TROPHY

WHO’S MORE VAIN? HAVE MEDITATION APPS GONE TOO FAR? WE BRING YOU THE FUCK TROPHY DOES HOWIE MANDEL HAVE IT RIGHT LISTENER PHONE CALLS THE ARM FART CHALLENGE
April 27, 2020

TIPS FOR THOSE WHO ARE ABOUT TO GET MURDERED

WE WENT OUTSIDE! TERRY NEEDS MORE KROKUS IN HIS LIFE SELF CENTERED BITCHES TIPS FOR THOSE WHO MAY GET MURDERED IF AMAZON LETS YOU BUT IT, IT MEANS YOU HAVE THE MONEY TYRON CHALLENGES TERRY AND SHARI SHARI JUMPS TERRYS ASS FO…
April 20, 2020

TERRY TRIES TO KILL SHARI WITH A PING PONG BALL

OUR THOUGHTS ON “LIBERATING” CITIES GET YOUR GANG OF TWO MASK! TERRY TRIES TO KILL SHARI WITH A PING PONG BALL HAVING A PODCAST GIVES YOU BALLS SHARI’S VIEW OF THE MOMENT WE MET A NEW DREAM JOB AVAILABLE